Some people want to be on Santa’s “nice” list, but I know that you guys are more interested in the naughty list. And I really don’t blame you because naughty is where it’s at in terms of having the most fun!
So I thought that today, we could explore some of the many and varied ways that you can find yourself on the naughty list this holiday season. Who knows? If you’re naughty enough, you might even end up with a nice spanking, instead of the traditional stocking full of coal!
So Many Opportunities To Get On The Naughty List
It’s easy to think of ways to get on the nice list, but that’s boring, isn’t it? The naughty list is much more exciting, and the ways you get on there are way more fun. Let’s start with a holiday-themed idea. Imagine being a sissy and dressing up like a sexy Ms. Claus to make your way onto the naughty list. Wouldn’t it be fun to put on a sexy red nightie trimmed in white fur and red stockings, panties, and garter belt? And maybe some white shoes and a Santa hat to top it all off?
Now picture yourself dressed like that and sitting in front of the mirror, rubbing yourself through your sexy red thong. It sounds so good, doesn’t it? It is, after all, good to be bad!
Of course, if being a sissy is not your thing, that’s quite all right. Maybe you’re into being a cuckold instead. Imagine your wife being dressed as the sexy Ms. Claus, rather than you. Maybe she could get railed by her bull in that outfit while you look on and then clean up her creampie when he’s finished!
Cocksucking, Stroking, And Strap On Fun
If neither of those things are up your alley, that’s okay. There are still plenty of naughty things you can do to get yourself on the naughty list this year. Do you enjoy cocksucking? If so, maybe you could suck a mall Santa off in a stall in the food court bathroom!
Or you could simply stroke for me while watching Christmas-themed porn and listening to my voice. I would love to tell you how to goon your way onto the naughty list this year!
Or perhaps we could try some strap on play together. I could use a dildo that’s striped to look like a candy cane. You know, to really make it feel seasonal!
The Options Are Only Limited To Your Imagination
Honestly, the options are only limited to your imagination at this point. If you can fathom it (and it makes your cock hard), there’s a good possibility that it’ll land you on the naughty list if you try hard enough!
And as for me, well, I think I have a permanent place on the naughty list, if for no other reason than due to the sheer number of people I bring with me to the dark, kinky side every year!
If you’ve got any ideas on how to get on Santa’s bad side, I’d love to hear them. You can always give me a call to share, or you can leave me a comment. I always appreciate feedback in any form, and I love to hear you guys’ ideas on these things. I’ll continue thinking up new ways to get you on there, too. Between the two of us, I’m sure we can land you in hot water (and get you that coveted spanking) before Christmas this year.
Happy Holidays, guys! Enjoy every minute of them.
Until next time!
Holiday hugs,
Ms Kay Marie
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