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Hi, guys! My name is Kay Marie, and I am a candle addict. A junkie, if you will. I am; I fully admit it. (You may be wondering what this has to do with SPH, but bear with me. I promise there’s a reason I’m mentioning my candles. And for once, it has nothing to do with CBT!)

A Candle Delivery

Recently, while I was available for your phone sex calls, I got a candle order in the mail. There were several very nice ones included, and I loved the scents of all of them. Anyway, said candles were wrapped in bubble wrap to protect them and keep them from clanking together in the box and breaking.

Shortly after I unwrapped them, I had a wonderful two-Mistress call with Ms. Daphne. Our call was with the Grape Smuggler. (I’ll let you figure out why he’s called that.) GS is so small that he can’t even fit into the smallest Fleshlight they sell. So to fill in the gap, he uses–you guessed it–bubble wrap! So of course, I had to tell him, between bouts of SPH, that I had just thought of him earlier when I unwrapped my candles because I always think of that when I see bubble wrap!

Bubble Wrap And SPH

So now you have something you can think about every time you see bubble wrap, too, lol!

Ms. Daphne and I had a great time dishing out the SPH to our caller, GS. The sounds a bubble wrap-stuffed Fleshlight makes when a tiny-dicked loser uses it are absolutely hilarious, by the way. I guess you’ll have to take my word for that, unless you, too, are so small that you require some extra stuffing to fill your Fleshlight. But, yes, it’s so funny to listen to the squeaking and plasticky noises GS makes when he really gets into it. It’s not like anything you’ve ever heard before, lol.

So that’s what my candle delivery has to do with SPH. Bubble wrap apparently has multiple uses!

A Few Good Laughs

After GS and Ms. Daphne and I got off the phone, I started deciding what I was going to do with my new candles. Every now and then, I’d catch sight of the packing materials in the box and start giggling a little bit. I left it all out there for a while as I placed my candles just to amuse myself.

So now I have several lovely new candles, and I got a few good laughs out of GS and his bubble wrap. It’s been a good week!

Do you have anything that you like to pervert for sexual usage? (If so, I hope it’s a safe usage!) Perhaps you might even pervert candles for such things. Wax play, for instance. (Okay, I lied about this post not eventually coming around to a CBT mention, lol.)

Would any of your perverted objects make me laugh because of the SPH inherent in them, like GS’s do? I love laughing and have a great sense of humor, so do share if you have something funny.

All right, my dears, it’s time for me to go and light some of my beautiful new candles and enjoy the different scents. Please feel free to give me a ring for SPH, wax play, CBT, or candle or bubble wrap talk. I would love to hear from you! And of course, you are always welcome to leave me a comment anytime.

Until next time!


Ms Kay Marie