SPH, or small penis humiliation, is one of those things that many submissive men are big fans of. And you know what? You guys are not the only ones because I really enjoy it, too.

And you know something else? The truth is, I haven’t had a good giggly laugh in a little while. They say laughter is good for you, so I’m in need of one. Anyone want to step up and offer their tiny cock and little ego as a sacrifice for my continued good health?

A Few Humiliating Questions

It might be a bit cliche, but I have some standard questions I like to ask when a guy requests SPH from me. First of all, I have to ask the obvious: Just how small is it, really? Then, I like to ask if they have any other fetishes that tend to go along with SPH, such as feminization or small penis cuckold fantasies.

After we have those things established, I tend to ask if you have trouble getting it hard. Often, you boys do have issues with then. Then, I like to ask if you’re rapid-fire or if you take forever to cum. In my experience, it seems small-dicked guys are always one or the other. Some of you shoot off immediately, while others seem to goon on and on forever without orgasm. It’s very rare that I run into a guy like you who cums in a normal amount of time.

And if I’m being honest, most of the time, you guys have the rapid-fire problem. Stroke it twice, and you’re blowing your load. This can be a little problematic when it comes to SPH because I won’t have enough time to properly laugh at you unless I help you pace yourself.

The Orgasm And The Hang-Up

I don’t even like to mention the word “cum” too much while you have your hand–or, more accurately, a couple of fingers–on your wee willy. The reason for that is, sometimes, all it takes is the mere suggestion of the word to have you unloading everywhere! And that kind of takes the fun out of it for me. I like to at least have a brief ten minutes or so to talk about your teeny weenie before you’re jizzing all over yourself and licking it up for my amusement.

Sometimes, though, I can just ask if you’re a quick cummer, and you’re already doing it. I ask the question, and you guys either cum, or hang up on me, or both. Wham, bam, not even a “thank you, ma’am” for my effort!

Most of you guys can handle a little small talk. You can even deal with general discussion about your dicks. But the instant the word “cum” comes into the picture, it’s over. You just can’t control yourselves.

SPH And Extreme Edging

And if you’re okay with depriving me of SPH fun time, then I suppose there’s not much I can do about that. But if you’d like to extend the length of time that you’re able to hold out without cumming, I can help you with that. I really enjoy adding extreme edging training to your masturbation sessions. I can definitely give you some of it if you think you need it! You’ll find that the longer you can hold off, the more intense your SPH session with me will be.

So if you would like to give me a good laugh, I invite you to present your little penis to me. We’ll both enjoy me laughing at you! And if you have a favorite way to enjoy SPH, let me know in the comments!

Until next time!

Hugs,

Ms Kay Marie